Soneto Inglês

I am
You is
He is
She am

It is
We are
You are
They is

I was, you were
He was, she was
It was, we was
You were, they were

The book was on the table
... where is the table?

Soneto da Manicurepedicure

amolao alicatee faça a unhafaça a unha

amorao aricatee tira cuticuratira cuticura

amodao adicatee a direita

amolhao amilhatee lixa o casco

Soneto Incompleto

Shfdhjweuh ewhrhefd dfjerth,
Fd feweids hgkfg yu ikuy fdera.
Gwdfwe rrewds fsdgfseg s rth,
Srhtyjdtjrtdgrsetrest afgera,

Asdfrhewr fdwrew fcsf vfdgrw,
Dhrew hggr kuuijngf fdeferew,
Mruewahr fewa awe wergrw.
Prehre fdle fdskser rtewerew!

Fgawre fewgrthyu gfa efa
Vreiyuser fwer fwa fgaega.